But here he is.
What he failed to realize was that by electing to wear that U-M knit hat, he earned the right to become the second certified member of the JennFriends, an innocent group of people who did nothing more than wear Michigan stuff in public.
Stay tuned to the Kage to meet members of another elite group of innocent people who do nothing more than wear Michigan State stuff in public. We call them Jenemies. (Note: Innocent people wearing Ohio State stuff in public will be considered for Jenemies club membership as well.)